Trafford's Post on Friday, 2 June 2017

The underpants king There was once a king named underpants king and he loved underpants he had: pink,blue,brown,black,green,purple,violet,hazel,red,orange,grey,yellow and spotted underpants. When he got into the shower he used his underpants as a bathing cap. When he got out he didn't wash his them. He never even washed his armpits. He wouldn't even wash his ears even though he had bird ... poo! Behind his ears. He had no friends and he was lonely. The next day... his family was coming and that's when he realised to wash his armpits.